Sarah Palin Acceptance Speech at the RNC

Part I:

Feelin' Queasy?

Part II:

If You Want to Throw Up a Little, at Least You're Not Alone

Part III:

Of course the crowd goes wild: anyone objective or otherwise thinking was arrested!


Part IV:

Gotta say, though...she's got a point about Obama authoring two memoires, but no major law during his time as Senator.

BUT...

• Obama will reduce the strength of America in a dangerous world?
• America needs more energy, and [Obama] is against producing it?
• Victory in Iraq is within our sight, and [Obama] wants to forfeit?
• Al Queda terrorists still plot to inflict catastrophic harm on America, and [Obama] is worried that someone won't read them their rights?

Come on, now!

• Government is too big and Obama will grow it?

Wait a minute. Who claimed to be "moderate" and against big government...Bush, right? Now we have the Patriot Act and Homeland Security.

• Obama will increase the tax burden?

Well, what about profiting off half a trillion tax payer dollars for an illegal and bogus war? It's been eight years of Republicans and our government doesn't seem so small, the American dollar so strong, or our "victory" so "in sight."

Part V:

Country First? I call "BULLSH*T!"