Poor Little Multimillionaire

I wonder what it'd be like to have so much that you couldn't even remember how many houses you own, like John McCain did, "I think - I'll have my staff get to you."

Huh? Don't know about you, but personally, I'm never not pretty sure that the answer is ZERO. Oh, and that's zero on the staff, too.

"I define rich in other ways besides income," McCain said. "Some people are wealthy and rich in their lives and their children and their ability to educate them. Others are poor if they're billionaires."

It's true. I don't have much, really--and I have a great life! But it'd feel even greater if McCain wanted to give me one of his houses. Not his primary one, of course...I'll gladly take whichever one is presently slipping his mind.